Top 10 Morning ski routines

Starbucks 100 days/yr. + a patagucci jacket mmm this doesn’t mix with ski bum protocal.

Top 10 Morning Ski Routines 

1. take a huge dump.
2. pour freshly made coffee (set up the night before on a timer)
3. start breakfast, eggs, bacon, toast, O.j.
4. Pack gear, beacon, boots, jacket, helmet, gloves, goggles.
5. check on breakfast, more coffee
6. Get dressed, check weather for proper layers, Avalanche report, roll up a P.R.
7. Finish breakfast, more coffee, slam vitamins, pack lunch
8. Try to carry everything out the door at once, forget lunch on the counter.
9. Stop to get gas
10. Speed all the way to the mountain, bumping the CD labeled “To the HILL”